T.U.G.O.G.T.D.R.S. Dictionary

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Abligurition: Spending just an inconceivably large amount of money on food. -entered by Gannstboy
Anatiferous: Producing a duck; resulting in a duck; giving rise to a duck or ducks. -entered by Gannstboy
Ascend: (see rise)
Astrafibiblication: Trying to fit in a pillowcase. -entered by Skyler, definition by Rover-T
Atrabilicious: Gloomy or morose; bad-tempered or irritable-Entered by Slurgly

Bafflegab: Incomprehensible or pretentious verbiage. -Entered by Slurgly
Baragouin: Language so altered as to be unintelligible. -Entered by Slurgly
Brobdingnagian: Of or relating to a gigantic person or thing. -Entered by Slurgly

Chimera: A mythological, fire-breathing monster, commonly represented with a lion's head, a goat's body, and a serpent's tail. -entered by Slurgly
Chuck-Farthing: A game of skill and chance - entered by Slurgly
Chuck Norris: The most uberest guy ever! -entered by Skyler
Cthulhu: a monstrous, abominable and malevolent Great Old One worshipped by many interstellar and interdimensional races. Quite possibly the ultimate manifestation of evil and horror. Currently resides at the bottom of the ocean in the ruins of R'lyeh.- entered by egomaniac_42
Cymbocephalic: Having an abnormally long skull. -entered by rover-T

Dactylonomy: Counting on your fingers. -entered by Gannstboy
Depone: To testify under oath -entered by Slurgly
Digladiation: Strife or bickering - entered by Slurgly
Dudles: A 3 winged fairy that can kill a rovert with its pixie dust.-entered by Skyler, definition by rover-T

Eh Steve: God knows what he is - entered by Skyler
Erinaceous: Like A Hedgehog -entered by Slurgly
Engasttrimyth: A ventriloquist - entered by Slurgly
Erd: Slurgly, Gannstboy, Dogtron, and rover-T/ a specific type of nerdy person that's so nerdy as to not deserve the honor of the N at the front - entered by Skyler, credited to my old psychopathic brother, Eggomaniac

FFF: measurment system consisting of firkins, fortnights, and furlongs -entered by Gannstboy
Finnimbrun: A trinket or knick-knack. -entered by Slurgly
Firkin: 9 imperial gallons (40 L); also 56 lb (25.5 kg) of butter. -entered by Gannstboy
Flaucinaucihilipilification: also spelled floccinaucihiliplification: The action or habit of judging something to be worthless. - entered by Slurgly
Flagatinu:something vandelized by Pfargtl- entered by Skyler, definition by Rovert
Flerben-Jerben: An UBER creature that I THINK is supposed to be dancing-entered by Skyler
Flumbug:A 15 foot wide winged creature that feeds off of flum, a mixture of spit, lightsabers, and rover-T's fingernails. -entered by Skyler, definition by Slurgly
Fortnight: a period of time consisting of two weeks -entered by Gannstboy
Forty-two: Life, the Universe, and Everything; the Ultimate Answer -entered by Arthur Dent
Frood: A really together guy/girl; someone who really knows where his/her towel is. as seen/heard/read on/in the HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!!!!! -entered by Gannstboy
Furlong: 220 yards, 0.125 of a mile. -entered by Gannstboy

Gnathonic: Sycophantic, toadying. -Entered by Slurgly
Glerben: A small stuffed purple creature that is quite aptly named Glerben. He HATES clowns. - entered by Gannstboy
Gongoozler: An idle spectator. -Entered by Slurgly

Hlurgenblad: Imaginary capital of Germany; garbled radio transmission (technically neither definition is true per se, but heck, who really cares?) - entered by Gannstboy
Hipple1: (see Jed) -entered by Gannstboy

Homsar: (n) The pride of the peaches; Trendy tote bag
(v) to beat upside the head with said noun -entered by Gannstboy

Ichthyophagous: Fish-eating. -entered by Slurgly
Inaniloquent: Pertaining to idle talk -entered by Slurgly
Insteromplifier Bird: large bird dicscoverd in the land before time. Known by it's characteristic cry "Inseromplifiiiiieeeeeerrrrrr!!!!!", and it's strange habit of building underground nests and transporting it's prey out of it's body just before digestion, which is leading to starvation and extinction. -entered by Gannstboy

Juice: The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a plant or one of its parts, esp. of a fruit. -entered by Slurgly


Jed: strange creature that inhabits slurgly's house -entered by Gannstboy
Jedi: a cool creature that doesn't inhabit surgly's house -entered by Gannstboy
Jobbernowl: A stupid person, a blockhead. -entered by Slurgly.

Katzenjammer: A hangover; anxiety or jitters; a discordant clamour. -entered by Slurgly
Kinetoscope: An early motion-picture device. -Entered by Slurgly

lackadaisical: Lacking spirit, liveliness, or interest; languid
Lamprophony: Loudness and clarity of voice -entered by Slurgly
Limbeck: To wear yourself out trying to come up with new ideas. -entered by Gannstboy
Linsey-woolsey: A textile material; a strange medley. -entered by Slurgly
LQIH: Stands for Laugh Quietly In Head… as opposed to out loud. -entered by Skyler

Mesonoxian: Pertaining to midnight -entered by Slurgly
Mulligrubs: A state of depression or low spirits. -entered by Slurgly
Mungo: A dumpster diver -entered by Slurgly

Nihilarian: A person who deals with things lacking importance -entered by Slurgly
Nudiustertian: The day before yesterday -entered by Slurgly
Nychthemeron: A night and day, a period of 24 hours. -entered by Slurgly

Ooboopid:A 2 ft dinosaur-rabbit cross breed that can fly. -entered by Skyler, definition by Slurgly
Oojah: A thingumabob, doohickey or whatchamacallit. -entered by Slurgly
Omphaloskepsis: Contemplating one’s navel as an aid to meditation. -entered by Slurgly
Ooldoop:The action of not waking up at 6:00 AM on Saturday morning to go to swim practice.-by Skyler, definition by Slurgly

Phenakism: Deception or trickery -entered by Slurgly
Phrontistery: A place for study and contemplation -entered by Gannstboy
Platitug: Tugging on a plattipus-entered by Skyler,definition by Rover-T
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:an obscure term ostensibly referring to a lung disease caused by silica dust, sometimes cited as one of the longest words in the English language. -entered by Slurgly
Poodloo: Ooldoop backwards!entered by Pfargtl, definition by Gannstboy
Pronk: A weak or foolish person -entered by Slurgly
Pulankoo: The act of dancing after transforming yourself into a melty pepermint -entered by Skyler
Pulveratricious: Covered with dust -entered by Slurgly

Quincunx: An arrangement of five things with four at the corners of a square and one in the middle -entered by Gannstboy


Rastaquouere: A social climber. -entered by Slurgly
Rhinotillexomania: Habitual or obsessive nose-picking. -entered by Slurgly
Rise: (see ascend)
rover-T: A member that is a girl. -entered by rover-T, and
vandalized by Skyler! i) (Erdy little reference to Lt. LaForge from Star Trek)

Scopperloit: Rude or rough play. -entered by Slurgly
Selcouth: Unfamiliar, rare, strange, marvelous, wonderful -entered by Slurgly
Skyler Tratle: Pfargtl's NEW name! -entered by Skyler
Snollygoster: A shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician. -entered by Slurgly
Subpoena: A writ requiring appearance in court to give testimony.
Sudorific: To cause perspiration. -entered by Gannstboy
Surfle: A face wash or cosmetic. -entered by Gannstboy
Syllepsis: a particular type of zeugma in which the clauses are not parallel either in meaning or grammar. The governing word may change meaning with respect to the other words it modifies. see zuegma and random 10

Tintinnabulation: A ringing or tinkling sound. -entered by Slurgly
Titose:The average pant size of a realtor.-entered by Pfargtl,definition by Slurgly
Tyrotoxism: To be poisoned by cheese. -entered by Gannstboy

Uber: Awesome, Sweet, Cool! - Entered by Skyler
Umquhile: Some time ago; formerly -Entered by Gannstboy

Vellicate: To irritate, otherwise known as what pfargtl frequently does to me. -entered by Slurgly

Wayzgoose: A printers’ annual dinner or excursion. -entered by Slurgly
Widdiful: Someone who deserves to be hanged -entered by Slurgly

Xenoglossy: The ability to speak a language without having learned it. (This one creeps me out) -entered by Slurgly

Yaffle: A green woodpecker -entered by Slurgly


Yellow: The hue of that portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green, evoked in the human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 570 to 590 nanometers; any of a group of colors of a hue resembling that of ripe lemons and varying in lightness and saturation; one of the subtractive primaries; one of the psychological primary hues. -entered by Gannstboy 28881.jpg
Yepsen: When you cup your hands to form a dish; or to drink some water. -entered by Gannstboy

Zabernism: The abuse of military power or authority -entered by Slurgly
Zenzizenzizenzic: Eighth power of a number -entered by Gannstboy
Zuegma: A construction in which one word or phrase is understood to be related to two or more other words or phrases, while being grammatically consistent with only one of them, as with subject-verb agreement in "She was upstairs, and her children downstairs". see syllepsis also ~gannstboy
Zug: Waterproof leather used for boots -entered by Gannstboy
Zwitterion: Ion carrying both a positive and negative charge -entered by Gannstboy

*Disclaimer - Not really. In fact, very many entries are products of our own strange warped little imaginations.We have said not to trust this dictionary, so we cannot be held liable if you're dumb enough to use our words without looking back, and fail your English test.

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