Chapter 1: Sean's Sleepover
There were once these three awesome people named Sean, David and Trevor. Sean was about 5ft. 4in, had naturely tousled blonde hair and Aspergers Syndrome which happens to be a mental and social dissability. David was 5ft. 7in, had normal looking black hair and acted hyper on his own accord. Trevor (or as he's now known The Youtube Guru) is 5ft. 4in, had about the same colored hair as Dave, and acted, smelled, looked, talked, and um… tasted like a caveman. David and Trevor were spending the night at Sean's house because, even though David won't admit it, they were his best friends, and it happened to be Sean's birthday. Sean unwrapped his last present, a computer game called Syntax. It had a picture of a funny little gnome on the front that apparently claimed to be named Herschel. Syntax came with three 3d helmets that hooked up to USB cables. The three friends went downstairs to play, and that's when all Hell broke loose.
Chapter 2: Hells Gate
"You guys ready?" asked Sean. "Yep" said David and Trevor at the same time (cause they're JUST weird enough to) whilst Trevor gnawed on David's hand. "GET YOUR MOUTH OFF MY HAND TREVOR!" screamed the David as he threw a lego at Trevor using his telekinesis. "Here you go guys" said Sean as he turned to hand their two helmets to them and saw David about two inches from biting Trevors hand, "uh… is this a bad time David?" asked the totally freaked out Sean. "um… no…" said the totally blushing David. "ugh ugh ugh" said the apparent caveman named Trevor. Trevor and David took the two helmets and put them on… but of course Cavem, I mean Trevor, put his on backwards and started chanting "Black black black" until David fixed it. "Let's go!" said Sean as he started the game.
Chapter 3: Start-up
The three of them appeared in the game and stared as their pre-chosen bodies. David was an extremly buff Tron looking guy dressed up in white steel armor with no weapon at all, Sean was an Elf dressed in all black with a black sparkling bow, and Trevor was, of course, a caveman with a wooden club that had the word ugh carved all over it. "KEWL" screamed Sean and David at the same different time. "UGH!" screamed Trevor. Sean walked over to a nearby and weird looking button that said Level One in bold print. "Ya'll ready?" asked Sean. "Yes" said David. Trevor Nodded in agreement. "First, I gotta fix my name" said Sean as he quickly typed in the name Skyler as his screen name. David changed his to Slurgly and Trevor changed his to ugh-face. "NOW let's go!" said Sean as he pressed the button and sent them all into the first level of the game.
Level 1: The Groonies Pen
They appeared in the middle of what appeared to be a war. "What the HECK?!" asked a bewildered David. "I have no idea," said a laughing sean, "Um… David… nice boxers!" David started blushing. Then a bubble popped up in front of them. "UGH!" said a retarded, I'm just gonna call him, Face as he beat his club against it till it zapped him. The bubbles all told you to pick a side, the defending team, The Groonies, or the attacking team, The Descriters. "I choose the Groonies," said Skyler, "Me too," said Slurgly. They both pushed the buttons and then got an emblem printed on they're armor. Then they turned and watched in utter horror as Face choose the Descriters side. "GREAT! Now we get to kill Face!" said the clearly ticked off Skyler, "I don't know, I think this might actually be fun!" said the enthusiastic Slurgly. Skyler and Slurgly fought to the bitter end in a WAY to graphic fight to even TRY to type fight and Slurg ended up Throwing Face into a pole that killed him. Then on the screen a message popped up saying 'Player 3 Defeated' "Oh well, just one last retarded caveman to watch after" said Skyler as he and Slurgly walked into the portal to the next level.
13v31 2: 5yNtAx 3rr0r
They appeared in a white room and saw a guy standing there staring at them… sorry for all you peeps out there that are wondering why I got rid of what used to be this chapter, but uh, it wasnt that good… and this has a LOT more potential! So suck it up guys! BYE!
