Does anyone know any good jokes?
Chuck Norris invented the beard
Everytime the Bugey Man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris dives in to a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
pfargtl tring to get a friend
no offense to pfargtl but thought it was funny
stewierulez
=P
a magicain just started to work on a ferry for the first time and the captain can never make it so he sends his parrot to see the tricks and tell him what they were. the parrot mistook him and he started to tell the audience the tricks. when the magician would do a card trick the parrot would say its behind his back! when he would make a person disappear he would say its a trapdoor! then the magicain got really mad and thought up a new trick. while he was preforming the trick a bomb blew up the boat leaving only the magician and the parrot alive floating on a peice of wood. three days later the parrot flew to him.
"i give up. where did you hide the boat?"
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101 dalmations
You're weird.
What's the dumbest thing ever invented?
The Rovert creature.
Definately an offense to rov.kidding
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants!
I believe in the Big Bang… God said it… BANG! It happened…

