holy freakin' cow!!! What in the world of a mother nature during combat with a rather chubby elf!!! how do you come up this funny crap!? I mean, if I were to try to come up with a stupid freakin' duck story, people would think I had gone bonkers, and it would be about as funny as cat vomit. (Unless you think cat vomit is funny. In that case, make it a vanquilatrist, or a guy in a cow suit, or a clown, or a dead burning puppy, or a lucky 2 leaf clover, or a baby on a tire, or a mail box, or a spoon, or a half dead-run-of-the-mil-old-hobo-who-is-half-goat-half-bacon-half-rabid-dentist-and half-empty-toothpaste-container, or a nail, or a blender powered by orange juice from a mango tree, or a freakin' hair, or an empty envelope.) So, I would be withering away in a looney bin, while you make up more funny crap. That works.-Gannstboy???
