Slurgly 1202670107|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
One day, Slurgly was walking down the street and he saw…..a lamp post! So he kept walking. AFTER he saw the lamp post he came to a duck. This was the ugliest, stupidest, retardest duck ever! And it followed Slurgly wherever he went and beat him up. Every time that Slurgly tried to kill the duck nothing happened!
Anonymous (71.114.233.x) 1205030527|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
holy freakin' cow!!! What in the world of a mother nature during combat with a rather chubby elf!!! how do you come up this funny crap!? I mean, if I were to try to come up with a stupid freakin' duck story, people would think I had gone bonkers, and it would be about as funny as cat vomit. (Unless you think cat vomit is funny. In that case, make it a vanquilatrist, or a guy in a cow suit, or a clown, or a dead burning puppy, or a lucky 2 leaf clover, or a baby on a tire, or a mail box, or a spoon, or a half dead-run-of-the-mil-old-hobo-who-is-half-goat-half-bacon-half-rabid-dentist-and half-empty-toothpaste-container, or a nail, or a blender powered by orange juice from a mango tree, or a freakin' hair, or an empty envelope.) So, I would be withering away in a looney bin, while you make up more funny crap. That works.-Gannstboy???
Anonymous (71.114.233.x), 1205030527|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Slurgly 1205529540|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Um…your supposed to continue the story.
rover-T 1205544164|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
one day while terro-V was walkin down a street, he found slurgy runnin away from a duck. So he chased after the duck for no good reason. After he caught up with it, he grabbed it by the neck, and threw it into a burning oven in a resturaunt across the street.
gannstboy 1205685688|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Suddenly, flames writhed and spit out of the restaurant oven. the duck disguise shattered, and the shattered pieces melted. Then the melted disguise exploded, and subsequently imploded, and reformed over what it had been hiding in the first place. In the havoc caused by the disguise, terro-V was able to glimpse a flash of beige ,and the distinctive imaginary smell of the color blenurgle, commonly associated with
(drum roll please…)
badadadadadadaadadadadadadaadaddaadadadadadadadadadadadaada……
brefley 73h marmot!!!1!!!!!!
Slurgly 1205689144|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Slurgly was standing in shock as the craziness he had just witnessed. He went up to Brefley and Terro-v.
"Yeah…..that was weird." He told them. "I'm not sure what just happened, or why you guys are here, but I know that we should all go to my house to watch TOY STORY!." So the three weirdos watched Toy Story.
gannstboy 1205689920|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
as brefley sat in diguise, watching toy story, he had an idea.
"im gonna beat up slurgly!"
so he used his uber powers given to him by the mystical duck suit, and
poked him in the head
Slurgly 1205690851|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Screamed Slurgly. "That was mean." Slurgly decided that they should stop watching Toy Story now that they were on the 22nd time, so they climbed up a mountain.
"Kewl, this mountain is really high up." said Slurgly, and it was. When they were at the very top of the mountain, they noticed that there was a TV up there. But not just that, it also had a Wii hooked up to the TV. And not just that, it had 4 controllers hooked up to the Wii. And not just THAT, but it had Super Smash Bros. Brawl inside of it, and the three guys played it for 3 weeks straight!!!
Sorry, but I got a little excited on this one.
rover-T 1205696485|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
terro-V played as Sonic!
Slurgly 1205696945|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Slurgly played as Link, C. Falcon, and Sonic mostly.
gannstboy 1205725867|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
brefley hacked teh gamex0r2 so he could play as himself which caused them all to warp so that they were in the game in an annoying cliché movie sorta way. then they all unwarped so that they were out of the game again in an annoying cliché movie sorta way.
Slurgly 1205764512|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
So they all played the game until Slurgly had beat them 1264 times. After that, they jumped off the mountain. Considering the mountain was at LEAST 5,000,000 miles high, it was taking them quite a while to hit bottom. Good thing they had jumped off with an entire house (and the wii). Apparently now they were living in the sky, constantly falling.
gannstboy 1205794372|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
brefley went to the window and used some WonderTape to stick enormous jet engines (powered by tapping into the fabric of the universe) onto the house so it could fly forever
then he rigged up uber weapons and some other stuff so that the house became an uber spaceship!!!!!
Slurgly 1205794856|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
"Dude, this is awesomeness" Said Slurgly. They all flied around the house for a while, which involved a lot of puking. Then like, a tiger came in teh house, and um a rat that was really big. So they ran away for a while. Then they flied the house to a diferent planet, where there were xenomorphs and Yautja (aliens and predators) and they joined the predators side and fighted the aliums for a while.
gannstboy 1205799072|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
then uber marmot appeared and beat up the predators and they got mad and then they vented their rage on slurgly
Slurgly 1205799156|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
"why does everyone always pick on me" said Slurgly. then he ran away with his uberness speed, and hid in a cave for a while until the predator's calmed down.
gannstboy 1205799281|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
then uber marmot and the aliens and predators all made up and stopped fighting and had a teaparty
Slurgly 1205799647|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
And then Slurgly crashed the tea party and ate all the crumpets mwahahahah
gannstboy 1205799800|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
then uber marmot reversed time to before the attack and built an anti slurgly shield
Slurgly 1205799920|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
And then Slurgly used an anti matter weapon to teleport uber marmot to an alternate reality, which brought brefley back.
gannstboy 1205801856|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
"gosh dang" said brefley. "we're all trapped inside this shield"
then he had a bright idea "nevermind! its only an anti slurgly shield!" he said.
Slurgly 1205864779|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
So brefley walked out of the shield, leaving Slurgly infinitely trapped in there…and there so happened do be a duck right next to him.
THE END.
